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undertakertalbot: Mad scientist laboratory in a miniature...

Sun, 19 May 2013 07:12:01 -0400

undertakertalbot:

Mad scientist laboratory in a miniature coffin.

that’s cool, i’ll just lie here and feel so absolutely nauseous that i can’t even...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:17:44 -0400

that’s cool, i’ll just lie here and feel so absolutely nauseous that i can’t even fathom sleeping. thanks, stomach. what a pal.

silvanoir: mylifeasagrownup: christycandid: honesttoblarg: T...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:22:13 -0400

silvanoir:

mylifeasagrownup:

christycandid:

honesttoblarg:

The Potoo - Either the most unphotogenic or the most ridiculous looking bird in the world.

unphotogenic? these are my favorite pictures of any bird ever

my spirit animal

they look as beautiful as they sound.

That’s not a bird, that’s a MUPPET

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:51:15 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:41:00 -0400

rabioheab: it makes me kind of uncomfortable that eli roth listened to hannah montana to get into...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:39:37 -0400

rabioheab:

it makes me kind of uncomfortable that eli roth listened to hannah montana to get into character for the scene in inglorious basterds where he beats the guy with the baseball bat

poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:38:23 -0400

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

screamybutt: Forward, noble steed! Onward to victory!

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:48:23 -0400

screamybutt:

Forward, noble steed! Onward to victory!

ktshy: I love me some Gravity Falls.

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:42:45 -0400

ktshy:

I love me some Gravity Falls.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 20:22:06 -0400

fuckyouajax: relationship status:

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:59:47 -0400

fuckyouajax:

relationship status:

siins: it finally happened

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:53:56 -0400

siins:

it finally happened

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Sat, 18 May 2013 19:36:23 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:24:23 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 17:12:24 -0400

cailencrow: tardisblue-alphared: im crying because did disney...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:07:22 -0400

cailencrow:

tardisblue-alphared:

im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.

I like that Jon Stewart addressed this

shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:13:08 -0400

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

"Take a day to heal from the lies you’ve told yourself and the ones that have been told to you."

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:02:42 -0400

“Take a day to heal from the lies you’ve told yourself and the ones that have been told to you.”

- Maya Angelou (via creatingaquietmind)

alicelostinneverland: merlinwhosuperpotterlock: I actually...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:23:57 -0400

alicelostinneverland:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

iguanamouth: I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:22:52 -0400

iguanamouth:

I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE