goot goot eats a froop froop like a taffy doggy
My daddy’s smarter than Einstein, stronger than Hercules, and lights a fire with a snap of his fingers! Are you as good as my daddy, mister?
Unknown shortwave station with a tape loop of Homer Simpson saying “What the Hell you reading books for”. Frequency was 8051.5 kHz in USB mode. Station was on the air for over an hour, from before 1634 UTC to 1743 UTC, January 06, 2013.
Recorded at my location in the Mojave Desert, of California, USA.
there’s something slightly unnerving about stations like these
the people at the coffee shop i work at now are so nice omg… and the place is so cute and cosy. i’m really excited!
also there’s an acclaimed tattoo shop right down the street so guess who’s gonna be there when the money starts comin’ in???? this kid.
why is frozen still relevant i’m so tired of hearing about it lets talk about wreck it ralph instead which was better in every way
The Nightcrawler, also called the Fresno Alien, is a mysterious new cryptid that has so far made two appearances, both in Fresno, California. On both sightings, it was only seen in video footage. It appears to be a relatively short creature (approx. 4 feet in height). It is an extremely thin, white humanoid with no discernable arms. It also appears to be wearing a white gown or cloak of some sort. The Nightcrawler is most known for being one of the two featured video cases on the second episode of Syfy’s Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files. X
for some reason the pants alien scares the fucking holiness out of me
I don’t know why, it’s fuckin’ pants, but it just is so creepy
She sat like this for a good ten minutes, and couldn’t understand why I was laughing so hard
i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
I also have four more deer skulls and a goat skull outside. I am shameless
i want so all of these on my desk by 5.